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You might be an Indin Jedi if.....
- You use the phrase, "May the force be with you, aye!!!"
- Your Jedi robe is beaded
- You use your light saber to butcher a buffalo or to open a Bud
- At least one wing of your "rezzed out" X-wing fighter is primer
colored and your transmitter is a clothes hanger.
- You discover that Ewoks taste like dogs
- You have at least one land-speeder up on blocks in your yard
- The worst part of eating with Yoda is eating his commodity food
- Wookies are offended by your Buffalo robes
- You have used the force to get your tape recorder to work
so you could record that new 49 song
- Used the force to negotiate with the federal gov't
- Your council man has told you, "Come over to the Darkside
...selling out ain't bad, enit"
- You have a dream catcher in the window of your land-speeder
and/or X-wing fighter
- You fantasize over Princess Leah's fry bread
- You have to get in from the passenger's side of you X-wing
fighter and start it with a screwdriver
- You suggest that the Millennium Falcon is outfitted with
a horse trailer hitch
- If you hear, "Luke, I am your father.....and your councilman."
~ (from m.b. / harvard)
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